2008-08-02 [Flisky]: Wow...we are becoming really philisophical and all serious of a sudden. Well, kind of. *proceeds to start braking things...starting with herself* Funny thing, I broke my hand about a week ago...and it just hurts.

2008-08-02 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: :D NOT all breaks are creative and/or constructive, dear.

2008-08-03 [kay-chan]: ...if it's not nailed down, it's free property. And if you can pry it up, it's not nailed down. That's about as philosophical as I get.

2008-08-04 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: Hm... You remind me of a Zelazni character... His name was Jack of Shadows... And he was the greatest thief in existence... His best friend was a half-petrified centaur... I remember... the centaur asked him "Why do you keep coming? Why am I your friend?" and Jack answered "I don't know. Maybe it's because you have nothing I can steal." I still like that... My best friend, for instance, is my best friend also because he's the person I know that I can't hurt...
p.s.: Some things, which are nailed down, can also be stolen.

2008-08-05 [kay-chan]: I remember Jack. One of my favorites. Good man.

Some things can be stolen when nailed down, maybe with the use of a prybar or if the thing they're nailed to is not nailed down or again prybar, unless we're talking about metaphorical things, in which case I cannot pawn them.

2008-08-05 [Flisky]: I don't know about the stealing, but I like to nail things down. Mainly for laughs. Once, I nailed my brothers shoe to the floor. It was classic. He landed face first on the couch trying to pick it up.

2008-08-05 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: ...?
SO COOL!

2008-08-06 [kay-chan]: See, this is why I'm glad I'm (kind of) an only sibling.

2008-08-06 [Flisky]: I a bit of a prankster like that. Then, of course, there was the time I nailed my roommate's boyfriend's roommate's pillows to the wall. That was a blast too. He never did figure out who did it.

2008-08-06 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: WHAT?!?
YOU NAILED HIS PILLOWS TO THE WALL?
WITH WHAT? With a hammer and nails?!?!?!?!?!?!?

2008-08-06 [kay-chan]: Dude. I am never letting you near my shit with any sort of hardware equipment.

2008-08-06 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: Gal, that's still bloody AWESOME!!!

2008-08-07 [Flisky]: Yeah...my brothers won't even let me into the garage anymore. Not after the last prank I pulled. I removed the pedals from their bikes and hid them in the freezer. They couln't find them for a week. It was hilarious.

2008-08-07 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: DAMN, WOMAN! I'm NOT letting you in my home...
NOR am I letting in the goddess of theft...
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! What you won't nail down, you'll steal!
((laughs, then lights a cigarette and decides to do some translating))

2008-08-07 [Flisky]: I only sabatage things of the people I don't like but have to get along with. Which means all my friends are safe...but everyone else is fair game. So...which are you? Friend...or everyone else? 'cause if you're a friend...then you're pretty much safe.

2008-08-07 [kay-chan]: I steal things from friends, but usually only stuff I rifle through for fun (purses, wallets, et cetera). I give'em back eventually.

2008-08-07 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: I think I'm a friend. YOU have to tell me that, not me. :D

2008-08-08 [Flisky]: Yeah...you're a friend. *thinks to self then suddenly breaks out in dance* Yay! I have friends!

2008-08-08 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: Yes... You have something like friends. :D

2008-08-08 [Flisky]: *pouts* Well...now what do I tell my imaginary friends? They'll be so disappointed...

2008-08-08 [kay-chan]: You can have both.

If you have an imaginary psychiatrist, and he's really good at his job... is that bad, or good? Um... hypothetical question.

2008-08-08 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: Actually, I HAVE in fact proven, that here, on-line, most of our friends are mainly figments of our imaginations, because you interact with only what I say and what I've shown in my profile. Ergo - you THINK you know stuff about me, and you interact with whatever image of me you have compiled in your heads, thus turning me more a figment of your imaginations, than an actual person you know, is that not so? I mean... Text comes, and you don't think that up. But you think up what the person is from what he/she/it has written or shown. Heck, I had a friend, who managed to fool A LOT of people that She was actually a He... Than managed to fool us all that he was dead, until it turned out he was a girl. how's THAT for imaginary friends? :D :D :D So... Basically you can tell your imaginary friends that you've moved on to semi-imaginary friendships as well.

2008-08-08 [kay-chan]: You're speaking of the Tulqui-chick, right?

2008-08-09 [Flisky]: I know what you mean. For example, in my head, you are the God of Chaos, are 6'7" tall, have jet black hair, black eyes, are devistatingly handsome, and completely in love with me. *ponders for a moment* And you, [kay-chan], are an inquisitive halfling with too much time on her hands

Maloryn, one of my IFs, is arguing with me. She thinks the God of Chaos is completely in love with her. Oh well. You win some, you lose some.

2008-08-09 [kay-chan]: ...are you calling me short?

And since I barely focus on looks anyway, you guys are just floating personalities with vague physical features.

2008-08-09 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: Wow! You actually made me taller ((if whatever the converter said was true in meters)). :)

2008-08-10 [Flisky]: So is that the only thing that was off? Your heights?

2008-08-10 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: Nope. :)
my hair isn't jet black.
My eyes aren't black.
And... ::shrugs:: I can't be in love right now...
But you don't know the last thing.

2008-08-11 [kay-chan]: ...dude, all you said about me was that I was a halfling. I'm inquisitive, but who isn't? Also, I do not have too much time on my hands. As anybody.

2008-08-11 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: OK, Kay, tell us about yourself.

2008-08-12 [Flisky]: Complete bios on everyone? Hmm...that would destroy my illusions of you. Yay destruction!

Oh, um...Jino...are you devistatingly handsome?

2008-08-12 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: No idea. I personally don't think so...
Though a not-so small ((or, frankly, almost large)) amount of people of both sexes claim I am.
I might post soem of my funnier-looking pictures on-line for you to check...
Even though I'm doing my best to NOT look pretty, but Funny. :D
And my eyes look brown on both of them. :D My eyes actually vary from a bright(almost glowing) green to a deep brown... To (in some cases I haven't seen, but friends have) Yellow.

2008-08-13 [Flisky]: Oooo...creepy eyes! That's okay. My roommate says that my eyes turn kinda red when I'm mad. (My eyes are really green...sort of) And I have a theory about why people don't think they're attractive. I call it my "mirror theory". Things that people aren't use to seeing can sometimes appear to be strange or even ugly. Such as someone's new haircut, glasses, or even looking at yourself in the mirror. (Mainly for people who don't spend ALL their time looking in the mirror.)

And I looked at your pics at your house...and your not unattractive. Quite the opposite. And now I'm going to stop talking before I say something stupid.

2008-08-13 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: Say stupid things away, dear. :) First of all - it's really hard to offend or startle me. ((hurting me is a bit easier, though. But then you'd have to spend lots of time IRL with me to manage to achieve it)).
Second of all, I don't really remember your profiles, but... I live in Bulgaria. That's more than 1000 kilometres away form you. you can say whatever the fuck you want. No matter how stupid it may be. :D
I still can't come and slap you for it. :D :D :D

2008-08-14 [kay-chan]: I am... a girl... I biology major... premed emphasis... Honestly, most of my shit you need to know is in my house. Besides, I always say that it's the personality, not the facts, that make a person. You know enough. If you must know, I'm normal looking but definitely unforgettable. I have a face that can't be confused with anybody. It's annoying, cuz fake ID's do not feature prominently in my life. :(

2008-08-14 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: Biology? DANG! I was supposed to attempt THAT in university... ((and bionics to boot))... :( And then I had this argument with my parents about it... :( I envy you!

2008-08-14 [kay-chan]: What was the argument? Biology rules, and it could give you hella good-paying opportunities.

2008-08-14 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: Bionics doesn't give you that here in Bulgaria... Maybe abroad. But not here.

2008-08-14 [kay-chan]: Awwww... That makes my punctuation sad. :(

2008-08-16 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: Meh... I'm studying psychology. It's fun. :D

2008-08-16 [Flisky]: I took a psychology class once...I spent the entire time saying to myself "Hmm...That looks familiar." about nearly everything. Never could take another one of those courses.

2008-08-17 [kay-chan]: Heh, my roommate took a psychology course a while ago, because she was wondering why she saw hallucinations (apparently it runs in the family). The first thing the professor said was "If you're wondering if you're insane, just look around you. You're able to take a college course. YOU'RE FINE."

2008-08-17 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: I must say, that professor must have been quite a cool fellow. :)

2008-08-18 [kay-chan]: He was the one who came up with the 'purple bean' concept. He had a poster that had a bar graph on it, and the bars were made out of beans. And at the very low end, there was the purple bean, the stupidest student. He would just look around the class and go, "And I know one of you out there is the purple bean." And he only mentioned what he meant the first day. Throughout the rest of the year, if a student messed up, he'd just sigh and go, "Guess you're the purple bean." If they weren't paying attention the first day of class, they had no idea why everybody was laughing.

2008-08-18 [Flisky]: I would have been the one who didn't have a clue why people were laughing...

2008-08-18 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: I'd have an idea.

2008-08-18 [kay-chan]: I call people the purple bean outside of that class. It's awesome.

2008-08-19 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: HAHAHAHAHAHA! It sure MUST be! :)

2008-08-19 [Flisky]: Do you get confused looks all the time? I can just imagine the people sitting there all like "Did you just call me a purple...bean?"

2008-08-19 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: THAT is why it's AWESOME. :D :D :D

2008-08-19 [kay-chan]: EXACTLY. >:3

2008-08-19 [Flisky]: Hmmm...uh-huh. I get it. Sort of. I'm not one to confuse people on purpose. It's always on accident. *thinks* But always quite often as well....

2008-08-20 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: It's fun doing it on purpose as well. :D

2008-08-20 [kay-chan]: I do it when I can dodge an awkward silence. Middle of class. "So YOU'RE the purple bean!" "Wha-" "'kay, class, time for a quiz!"

2008-08-20 [Flisky]: Cheater! I always get stuck with the awkward silence. The "Did you just say what I think you just said?" To which I have to respond "Yep. I did."

2008-08-20 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: "Yep I did" is just ok... On the other hand, it's fun to say another completely random thing that almost sounds like yes. Like... "You know... It's a common known fact, thAT MOST peaople nod their head even on the phone, when they say yes. Why? The other person doesn't see it... Does the phone see it?"

2008-08-21 [Flisky]: Hey! I talk with my hands when I'm on the phone! And I know why, too. It's ingrained into us that when we are trying to get a point across body language speaks louder than mere words.

Sorry, that was my "It had to be said" moment. I had another one of those awkward moments when I told one of my coworkers that I was a "Diplomancer" and she thought I said "Dick romancer" and proceded to ask who Dick was.

2008-08-21 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: At least she didn't ask "Whose" dick?

2008-08-22 [Flisky]: Hahaha...that would have been way inappropriate seeing as we were working.

2008-08-22 [kay-chan]: I hate speaking on the phone in another language BECAUSE of the lack of body language. TANGENT. Hehe. Master debator. XD

2008-08-23 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: :) Body language is a necessity... I don't know if you've noticed, but I sometimes WRITE DOWN in actiontext some of my body language. ((like... Every time I shrug, for instance)).

2008-08-23 [kay-chan]: *flies across the room*

I cheat.

2008-08-24 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: ::assumes a meditaional pose and levitates about a foot above the surface beneath him::
::shrugs and smiles:: Me too. :)

2008-08-24 [kay-chan]: Plz, we all know you do that every day.

2008-08-24 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: I do WHAT every day?

2008-08-24 [kay-chan]: Floating.

2008-08-24 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: Maybe...

2008-08-25 [kay-chan]: Wish me luck on my first day of classes! I wasn't able to get any books so I'm gonna be totally lost and crying in lab. X3

2008-08-25 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: No, you're not - you're gonna have a GREAT day! :)

2008-08-25 [kay-chan]: ...one of my classes has yiff days...

2008-08-26 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: ...? "yiff" = ?

2008-08-26 [kay-chan]: Sexual term for furries.

My first day of classes was great. But. I just got a call and one of my good friends just died.

2008-08-27 [Flisky]: *long distance hugs*

2008-08-27 [kay-chan]: Thanks. I'm mostly just numb about it now.

2008-08-27 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: ::lots of tight long-distance hugs::

2008-08-27 [Flisky]: I feel really bad for you. One of my bestest friends in the whole world killed himself a year ago while I was attending college. I got the call the next day. The worst part was the day of the funeral I was suppose to play D&D that night and I blew up at my DM and friends. They forgave me after they found out why I did it. So I can relate to what you must be going through. *tears at the memories*

2008-08-28 [kay-chan]: Yeah, it just... sucks when somebody dies so young... Dies at all, really, but he was only 21. And it's always stupid, no matter how it happened... like suicide, or getting hit by a car. Didn't have to happen, but for some reason it did. I mean, I'm sure there are more eloquent ways to describe my feelings, but right now all I can think is that it's just fucked up. He wasn't my best friend but he was a good chunk of my life.

2008-08-28 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: It's never a good thing to out-live your friends t an early age. I know that too. :( Now... How about we change the topic to something more... Fun and non-depressing. Kay will feel better if we stop digging in the wound. ::throws away he shovel, then throws an apple-pie at Flisk::

2008-08-31 [Flisky]: Hey! *in a weird sort of British accent* I don't want to be a pie! (Sorry, I was watching Chicken Run earlier today)

2008-08-31 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: I actually have a sort of British accent. :D Is that a bad thing?

2008-08-31 [Flisky]: No...but I don't have one. Actually, I don't really know what you would term my accent. It's...odd. Yankee mixed with southern belle, I guess...

2008-08-31 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: Sounds... ice for a girl. :)

2008-08-31 [Flisky]: Until you get that weird look because you just said "Ya'll" or something equally embarassing...And I say "ain't" alot even though it isn't a word...

2008-09-01 [kay-chan]: I think that accent describes half of my family in Virginia, and I accidentally mimic it if I spend any amount of time with them... >.<

2008-09-01 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: I think I'd like to hear that some day over Skype or MSN ((if I decide to install MSN again...)). I think it would sound nice and fun.

2008-09-01 [MatchBookRom3o]: i is back again

2008-09-02 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: WOW!!!

2008-09-03 [Flisky]: *starts stalking the page in the background* Mwuahahahaha...cough cough sputter...

2008-09-03 [kay-chan]: *stalks Flisk stalking the page* You gotta work on the evil laugh...

2008-09-03 [Flisky]: No...it's the breath control...you have to have superb breath contol to pull off the ultimate evil laugh...

*continues stalking*

2008-09-04 [kay-chan]: Yeah, I'm working with a voice coach. It's all about standards.

2008-09-04 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: ::raises an eyebrow, sits down and lights a cigarette:: Why are you two stalking around?

2008-09-04 [kay-chan]: ...peer pressure?

2008-09-05 [Flisky]: It seemed like a good idea at the time...

*stalks Jino*

2008-09-05 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: Now... How on earth can you stalk me, while I'm sitting? ::takes a deep lung from his cigarette::

2008-09-05 [kay-chan]: It's like a lion just before they pounce. Or an adorable kitty, I dunno which is a better analogy for Flisk-luv.

2008-09-05 [Flisky]: Probably the kitten. *looks innocent* I'm harmless. One of my friends said once that if I was a kitten, I would be the one that waits for the perfect time to pounce on all the other kittens.

*stalks Jino and Kay*

2008-09-06 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: ::takes a deep lung and smiles:: OK! :)
<<suddenly - two copies of Jino pounce on [kay-chan] and [Flisky] from behind, hugging them tightly>>
Kittens... :)

2008-09-06 [kay-chan]: KITTIES. I was gonna say I squawked but I didn't know how to spell it. THANK GOD FOR FIREZILLA SPELLCHECK WHOOOOOOOO *dies*

2008-09-07 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: ::revives::

2008-09-07 [Flisky]: *sits there, being smothered* Great....I'm the one suppose to do the pouncing!

2008-09-07 [kay-chan]: *squirms out and pounces Flisk/Jino with full-body tackle*

2008-09-07 [Flisky]: AHHHH! Flying Kays! NOOO-*smothered* oompphh....

2008-09-07 [kay-chan]: Youuuuu like it.

2008-09-08 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: ::summons more clones to pounce at whatever they see and watches with a smile::

2008-09-09 [Flisky]: AAAHHHH!!! ATTACK OF THE CLONES!!! IT'S LIKE A STAR WARS NIGHTMARE!! *becomes buried under a pile of Jinos*

2008-09-09 [kay-chan]: O_______O There are... so... MANY... *gets dizzy*

2008-09-09 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: <<all the Jino-clones smile and give [kay-chan] and [Flisky] a giant group hug>>
::smiles and lights a new cigarette::

2008-09-10 [kay-chan]: It's like a bad episode of Naruto.

2008-09-10 [Flisky]: *tries to pull her mind from the gutter* ...can't...say it...can't...

2008-09-10 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: <<all the clones at the same time: "I like you guys. You're funny">>

2008-09-10 [kay-chan]: Sexy no jutsu? Jitsu? Some sort of thing that supposedly makes me even sexier than I was originally.

2008-09-10 [Flisky]: It's like the Twilight Zone on steroids! *clutches head* must...keep...mind...out of...gutter!

2008-09-11 [kay-chan]: WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY. "Is it orgy tiem now??" "Somebody, take off my pants!" "Naked party!" "Clitoris." With 'head in gutter' as a prompt it could be ANY of these!!!

STOP TEASING ME, WOMAN

2008-09-11 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: ::considers the possibilities [kay-chan] just placed infront of him:: ::smiles:: ::smokes his cigarette and just waits for a bit more, before deciding what to do::

2008-09-11 [kay-chan]: ...See, Flisk? This is why we can't have nice things. *hides*

2008-09-12 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: Why do you think you can't have nice things? What DO you want? <<one of the clones finds [kay-chan] and drags her out, placing her next to [Flisky]>>

2008-09-12 [Flisky]: *smiles evilly* Is it time for a sexy party yet?

2008-09-13 [kay-chan]: IS IT SEXY TIEM NOW yes.

2008-09-14 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: ...? ::raises an eyebrow:: Is that what you want? At the Elftown Gods? ::shakes head:: Go to Welcome to the torture chamber and find the lust chamber. THAT is the sexy-time place. ... Unless the Emperor Goddess or the God(/dess) of Lust says otherwise.
...
Or unless you force me in any way.

2008-09-14 [kay-chan]: XD Dun worry, I dun think we'll turn this wiki into a Sexy Tiem place. I just like saying "IS IT SEXY TIEM NOW". Honestly, it's always Sexy Tiem around me.

2008-09-15 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: Welcome to the club! :)
The only un-sexy times around me are when I'm eating and during an exam.

2008-09-21 [Flisky]: I daydream during exams. Usually inappropriate daydreams... *stops to think* You know, I don't think we need to turn this place into a sexy-time place, it already is!

2008-09-22 [kay-chan]: I trail off during exams and focus on odd things. It's how I found out on the MCAT that once every ten seconds on the timer, there was a rogue second that would hold its count for twice as long. So effectively, there were 66 seconds in a minute on the exam.

2008-09-22 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: Hm... Awkwardly enough, while examining my watch and a clock... I've reached the same conclusion.
But outside the exam, an hour's an hour. Ever notice that?

2008-09-22 [kay-chan]: Really? I can understand for the timer... just a rogue glitch that nobody catches because they're too busy racing to finish the exam. But for cereal. It would just stop for an extended period of time on like the 8 in 28 or the 2 in 42... it was always a different number.

Then again, I had to get up at 4 am to drive to take that test, so I could have just been REALLY sleepy.

2008-09-23 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: I've actually observed this phenomenon numerous times. Well slept and all.

2008-09-23 [kay-chan]: This is crazy and needs to be investigated. GASP! Maybe we're SO sexy that the universe needs an extra second for every ten to process the enormous amount of sexy!

2008-09-24 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: Hm... ::ponders:: Let's check. ::unbuttons his shirt:: <<his clones do the same>>
<<one of the clones reads a few posts up, and steals [kay-chan]'s pants>>

2008-09-24 [kay-chan]: Woah. I was running late and suddenly I'm going to be a half-hour early. Maybe I should take my pants off more often.

...hehe, that isn't said often enough.

2008-09-25 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: True, it's not...

2008-09-26 [Flisky]: Wow...I missed alot. Jino half naked and Kay missing pants. *looks at her own state of full dressed-ness* Hmmm...

2008-09-27 [kay-chan]: Jino's half-naked AND all his clones are half-naked so like it's infinity nakedness.

2008-09-27 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: ::takes [Flisky]'s shoes:: There. Not fully dressed NOW, are you?

2008-09-27 [Flisky]: *wiggles white cotton socks* Haha! I still have socks on!

2008-09-27 [Flisky]: *and now for a shameless plug* I wrote a new rant for my house. It's not exactly as rantified as I would like it, but hey, it made me feel better. *slightly evil and definatly unhinged laugh*

2008-09-30 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: ::being evil for a moment:: Not gonna read it for now... Just for the meanness of it. :D

2008-10-01 [kay-chan]: Ooooh rantiness.

2008-10-02 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: :D

2008-10-05 [Flisky]: *sticks out tongue* Meanie!

2008-10-05 [kay-chan]: Hey, no petty squabbles like this... You gotta mud-wrestle.

2008-10-06 [Flisky]: Huh? But I don't look good in mud!

2008-10-07 [kay-chan]: ..what about pudding? ...or jello?

2008-10-07 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: What about honey? Or whipped cream?

2008-10-07 [kay-chan]: Honey is actually quite unpleasant... but whipped cream! ...melts. But it could still work!

2008-10-07 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: Meh... Honey isn't that bad... :)
But I personally prefer whipped cream as well. :)

2008-10-08 [kay-chan]: Honey's alright, but it kind of solidifies and it's hard to move in and it feels gross if you get it too much over you.

2008-10-08 [Flisky]: Ummm....why does this just sound like a bad idea?

2008-10-08 [kay-chan]: Because you have a negative attitude, Flisk.

2008-10-08 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: :) I have good memories of girls smothered in honey. :P
But it's a pain to wash off.

2008-10-09 [Flisky]: Last time I was covered in something sticky, people dumped feathers on me. It wasn't a pleasant experiance...

2008-10-09 [kay-chan]: Last time I was covered in something sticky... Uh. Leeet's not go there.

2008-10-10 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: Last time I was co... Wait... Hm...
::takes out a huge umbrella and snaps his fingers, making home-made strawberry marmalade rain from the ceiling::

2008-10-10 [kay-chan]: *hides under Jino*

2008-10-11 [Flisky]: *hands start swelling at an alarming rate* Did I mention that strawberries make me bloat?

2008-10-12 [kay-chan]: MEDIC MEDIC MAN DOOOOOWWWWN *jumps to perform CPR*

2008-10-12 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: ::snaps fingers. Marmalade stops raining and [Flisky] gets better::
Hm... Nope, you should've stated it earlier.
::licks [kay-chan]'s cheek::
Still... I like marmalade.

2008-10-13 [kay-chan]: I'm totally covered in strawberry marmalade now, huh. Dammit. I'm gonna gain 15 lbs through osmosis.

I'm allergic to sulfa, if you had any idears of making it rain that... Also pollen about two days out of the year, both of which were yesterday and the day before. It felt like something was stabbing me in the face. FUN TIEMS.

2008-10-13 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: Yep. I've heard allergies suck.

2008-10-13 [kay-chan]: But no longer! Now just sleep deprivation.

Okay, question: if you could eat yourself, but in a way that wouldn't hurt yourself, would you?

2008-10-14 [Flisky]: Absolutely! (You can't be allergic to yourself, can you? Because with my luck, I totally would be...)

2008-10-14 [kay-chan]: No, I'm pretty sure if you were allergic to yourself you'd be dead. Sort of the same way being allergic to oxygen isn't a plausible choice.

2008-10-14 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: Hm... I believe auto-immune-disorders can classify as being allergic to yourself... It's basically your immune system deciding your body isn't a good idea, and trying to cure it from... Itself. :) There's medicines for that.

Otherwise - yes I would in one of two cases
1) I really have NO other choice to survive
2) I can regrow and regenerate quickly and painlessly
3) All of the above.

2008-10-14 [kay-chan]: Oh, that pesky immune system. Yeah, I forgot about those. XD Never a good idea.

Basically, my question stems from my paper, where one could take a tissue sample and could generate an independent muscle. I'd do it, but I'd also be curious about how I'd taste... and it's a victimless crime kinda.

2008-10-14 [Flisky]: OH the HUMANITY!! Oh, sorry, I just thought it needed to be said.

And word to the unwise, don't go two days without eating anything. Your body starts to do this whole eating itself thing...

Though that might answer your question, Kay, 'cause my body was definately eating itself...

2008-10-15 [kay-chan]: IT'S PEOPLE!!!

Nomnomnom, self-digestion. That'll happen, but doooon't do it again, girl... Not good. :(

2008-10-15 [Flisky]: Not my fault! Okay, it sorta is, but nevermind.

2008-10-15 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: Hm... ::shrugs:: I'd eat human flesh to survive. Sorry.
But... Yeah. not eating is a ba-a-ad idea.
Especially when you're sick - your body needs the energy boost, and your immune system needs it even more.

2008-10-18 [Flisky]: Yay, soup!

Just thought I'd share. I loooooovvveee soup!

2008-10-18 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: So do I. :)
Especially with beef in it. :)

2008-10-19 [kay-chan]: I love teh potato. Deeeeelicious.

2008-10-19 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: ...?

2008-10-19 [kay-chan]: ...soup with potato in it?

2008-10-20 [Flisky]: Potato soup...My mom makes killer potato soup. Mmmm....soup....*starts dreaming about mom's potato soup*

2008-10-20 [kay-chan]: ...and now I has baked potato! ...gaaawd I'm tired. And FUCK I'm about to miss a deadline so I can't sleep. *fails*

2008-10-20 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: :( Poor thing.

2008-10-20 [Flisky]: *blinks* I hate deadlines...

2008-10-21 [kay-chan]: Meeee too. OMFG did I mention I might be going to Scotland next semester??? COZ I MIGHT

2008-10-21 [Daring Silence]: I'm allergic to Ranch Dressing.....people at the ER always make fun of me...:(

2008-10-21 [kay-chan]: I'd laugh. I'm sorry. There'd be laughing and pointing. :)

2008-10-22 [Flisky]: I'm allergic to pine trees...and I live in a place surrounded by them. It's embarrasing.

2008-10-22 [kay-chan]: Oh gosh. You silly.

2008-10-22 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: HM... What's "Ranch Dressing"?

2008-10-22 [Flisky]: A horrible concoction of milk and spices that goes directly to your thighs.

2008-10-22 [kay-chan]: My friend had to do a nutrition journal for a few days for her nutrition class where she recorded what she ate, so she went out and ate like 3,000 calories of ranch dressing.

2008-10-23 [Flisky]: That can't be healthy...

2008-10-23 [kay-chan]: Eh, she has a metabolism like a rabbit, she was fine. It was just out of spite, since several of her teachers in high school thought she was anorexic (HAHAHA ya no).

2008-10-23 [Flisky]: Meh. My high school teachers though I was anorexic once. Then they saw me eat, and thought I was bulimic. I even had to go meet with a councilor. But when I hit 11th grade, that ended. (Haha) I actually gained what some people call a "butt".

2008-10-23 [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: Meh. ::shrugs:: I eat what I like whenever I can eat... :P
Lol. I remember we had to make a chart though... How many calories we consume and then "burn" daily... It was in the ninth grade ((lol few years back)) And I remember I had them pretty even... Because watching TV burns calories. :D :D :D
Only thing my teacher was concerned about was the fact I drink 4-6 liters of liquids daily. I still do. No less than four. But... My doctor said it wasn't doing me any harm, so it's ok. :D

2008-10-24 [kay-chan]: Wow, that's crazy... even I don't drink that much fluid. Kudos. Your system is VERY cleansed. :P

2008-10-24 [Flisky]: I'm suffer from hyper-dehydration. So good job on the fluids. I don't think I could do that. I would burst.

2008-10-24 [kay-chan]: Yeah, I have to drink a lot or else I start to see spots in my vision. XD You must pee a LOT.

2008-10-24 [Flisky]: Teeheehee...This is a wierd conversation.

2008-10-24 [kay-chan]: Welcome to all of my conversations EVAR.

2008-10-24 [Flisky]: *awkward tent*

Heehee...mine too.

2008-10-24 [kay-chan]: *awkward turtle* Honestly, I go for shock value, so a LOT of my conversations are filled with people going O___O cuz I think it's funny.

2008-10-24 [Flisky]: I don't do it on purpose. I just haven't had the filter between brain and mouth installed yet.

2008-10-27 [Daring Silence]: I have a goal....actually 2.

One is to make a grown made cry tears. Not from physical pain.

Another is to make someone pee themselves laughing while I'm telling jokes.

I get so close sometimes.

2008-10-27 [kay-chan]: My goals are simpler. I just like making people who don't normally laugh, laugh. I saw one of my professors laugh the hardest I've seen... head thrown back HAHAHA. It was most gratifying.

2008-10-27 [Flisky]: I don't know how, because I never considered myself funny, but I can make most people laugh, even if they're really upset. It's...wierd.